!!! WARNING !!!
You are about to encounter free speech in every true sense of the word "free". This material may be threatening to those with fixated sensibilities, since it is comprised primarily of language! If you are afraid of or offended by language proceed no further!
Step 1: Executive Decision
Determine what manner of textual assault you are in the mood for,
choosing between jocular and perverse.
Step 2: "Instant" Gratification
Depending on the outcome of Step 1, select either the HUMOR or ANGST categories and succumb to the inevitable result!
Step 3: Return to "Reality"
At this point, you are basically on your own, perhaps bearing in mind that a thing of duty is a ploy forever...
If you are more visually oriented, perhaps my Fractal Gallery is preferable...
Invertebrate punster that I am: Prose Say
WRITING WRONGS DEPARTMENT
For a breath of foul air:
"See Owe Too"
Here's my "Long Island Limerick" solution to the problem
of combining
"Lewinsky" and "Kaczynski" in this ubiquitous literary form:
"LIL"
...and my "homage" to poetry.com, duly published online: AKA POETRY.CON?
...plus (dishonorable mention) "New Mexicans for Simpering Regurgitation": FEEDBACK & UPDATE
...I never heard back from the mayor or the judge on this one. Are they craven minions of mediocrity? Now you can be the judge: Dear "Judge Judy"
...& the continuing saga continues:
"E Pluribus UNM"
Show Your True Colors!
(Feeling Bushed? Then holler "UNCLE"!)
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