(Copyright ©1996 by Kristofer Dale, all rights reserved.)


                    An Ode to the Clipper Chip

              Clippers, clippers, everywhere
              in the air and in your hair (dryer)
              one if by land, two if by sea
              tellin' the gov'ment 'bout you and me
              Feels safe and secure that we need not fear
              threats posed by those we hold near and dear...

              Big Brother is watching and waiting for you
              to fuck up and order an a-bomb or two
              or perhaps while doing rude things to your wife
              with the cuisinart the "feds" will crash in to your life

              The possibilities are mindless yet the intention is just
              Big Boy & Company want America safe or bust!

                                   aszsa